{"id":509,"date":"2024-09-05T15:23:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-05T13:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lestroisratons.ch\/?page_id=509"},"modified":"2026-01-15T13:26:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T12:26:54","slug":"divers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lestroisratons.ch\/?page_id=509","title":{"rendered":"Divers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=\u00a0\u00bb1&Prime; _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.23&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb custom_padding=\u00a0\u00bb||0px|||\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_row _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.23&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_column type=\u00a0\u00bb4_4&Prime; _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.23&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_text _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.0&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb]<\/p>\n<h1><em><strong>Autres \u00ab\u00a0n&rsquo;importe quoi\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/em><\/h1>\n<p><em><strong><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.0&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb width=\u00a0\u00bb56.9%\u00a0\u00bb custom_margin=\u00a0\u00bb9px|-2374px|-212px|||\u00a0\u00bb custom_padding=\u00a0\u00bb6px|0px|0px|0px||\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=\u00a0\u00bb1&Prime; _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_row _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_column type=\u00a0\u00bb4_4&Prime; _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][et_pb_text _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb custom_padding=\u00a0\u00bb||0px|||\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb]<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">L&rsquo;histoire de GEORGES<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Il y a fort longtemps, une amie travaillait dans un cabinet de v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire et l&rsquo;\u00e9quipe recevait fr\u00e9quemment des h\u00e9rissons bless\u00e9s ou pire encore !!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Le collectif de travail, sans s&rsquo;en rendre compte, par le simple fait de dire qu&rsquo;encore une fois un HERISSON venait d&rsquo;arriver dans un piteux \u00e9tat, effrayait les propri\u00e9taires d&rsquo;autres animaux en attente d&rsquo;\u00eatre soign\u00e9s ou auscult\u00e9s par le V\u00e9to<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">D\u00e8s lors, apr\u00e8s prise de conscience, le dit collectif d\u00e9cida simplement de surnomm\u00e9 tous les nouveaux arrivants bless\u00e9s&#8230; \u00ab\u00a0GEORGES\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Plus de h\u00e9rissons bless\u00e9s&#8230;Plus d&rsquo;angoisse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Merci Caro<\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-align: right;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_gallery gallery_ids=\u00a0\u00bb886,888,890,889,585,584,583,582&Prime; _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb min_height=\u00a0\u00bb452.2px\u00a0\u00bb custom_margin=\u00a0\u00bb-12px|||-88px||\u00a0\u00bb custom_padding=\u00a0\u00bb||0px|||\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb][\/et_pb_gallery][et_pb_text _builder_version=\u00a0\u00bb4.27.3&Prime; _module_preset=\u00a0\u00bbdefault\u00a0\u00bb min_height=\u00a0\u00bb136.4px\u00a0\u00bb custom_padding=\u00a0\u00bb11px|||||\u00a0\u00bb global_colors_info=\u00a0\u00bb{}\u00a0\u00bb]<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u00a0PEINTRE EN NAINS DE JARDIN<\/span><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">En d\u00e9couvrant ce personnage d\u00e9cr\u00e9pit dans le jardin de mon voisin, je ne puis m&#8217;emp\u00eacher de le soustraire\u00a0 \u00e0 son triste sort, une nuit d&rsquo;hiver et sans lune afin de lui redonner un aspect digne de son rang, avant de le reposer \u00e0 sa place initiale&#8230;.Quelle ne fut pas ma surprise, le matin d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s, de trouver un second nain de jardin positionn\u00e9 \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de celui \u00ab\u00a0retap\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb n\u00e9cessitant \u00e9galement un gros travail de peinture. 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